@ddlovato: “AllerGEEZZ WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU LA??!!!”

jennlferlawrence:

FUCK I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS SCENE

amazingtroyler:

We are one

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

tyler posey shooting his fiance with a nerf gun (hella naked)

officialcrow:

baylorbeats:

skrippers:

bigeisamazing:

regalasfuck:

truest shit ive ever read

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

officialcrow:

baylorbeats:

skrippers:

bigeisamazing:

regalasfuck:

truest shit ive ever read

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

tacoposey:

after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?” 

and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying

thewicked-eternity